overheard at kellypuffs’ on a warm summer evening

An exchange heard between the girl and Himself…

Her: Do we have any ‘cool’ food?
Him: Ice Cream
Together: Hey now!
Her: Go make me some ice cream.
Him: Only God can make ice cream.
Her: Go fix me some ice cream.
Him: I can’t fix the ice cream, it’s not broken.
Her: I always make the ice cream.
Him: Nooooo.
Her: You’ve never once served me ice cream.
Him: Maybe. You’re right. I fix other things.
Her: I went to Subway.
Him: I went with you.
Her: You were just an on-looker.

*** (five minutes later) ***

Together: Ice Cream!!!
Her: There’s no vanilla! What the bloody hell?!?!