New Years Resolutions I’d make if I didn’t suck so bad at keeping them

I quite like the idea of New Year’s Resolutions. A clean slate. Reset to zero. A new year in which to improve oneself.

However, my execution could stand some improvement. I’m great at making lists, not so great at crossing things off.

That doesn’t stop me from making lists and resolutions, though. Ohhhhh, no. Hope springs eternal, and there’s always the chance that THIS year, it’ll be different.

*snort*

Anyway, for your comedic pleasure, if nothing else, my list of 2008 New Year’s Resolutions:

1. Get organized.
2. Save money.
3. Learn something new.
Maybe a watercolor class. Maybe something more ambitious.
4. Stay organized.
5. Clean my house.
6. Exercise.
I’m setting a modest goal here … I want to exercise AT LEAST ONCE in 2008.
7. Cook more.
I want to be a foodie. Alas, I fear it will be too much work. And will probably involve cooking.
8. Keep my house clean.
Sorry, I snorted coffee out of my nose on that one.
9. Walk the dog more.
Could be combined with resolution #6. Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.

And last, but not least…
10. Finish ALL the unfinished projects - craft, house, quilt, all of them.

ROFL.

Oh, God, I slay me.