living life on the edge

2009 June 22
by kellys

My latest toy came with the following warning:

WARNING! READ FULL WARNINGS ON BOX & TAG BEFORE PEELING OFF STICKER!

By peeling this sticker, you agree to waive the right to sue xxxxxxxxx and their owners, officers, directors, employees and/or representatives for any injury, death, property damage, or incidental or consequential damages arising from the use of this product. You also agree to assume and accept all risks of serious bodily injury arising from the use of this product. This agreement is intended to provide a comprehensive release of liability, but it is not intended to assert any claims or defenses prohibited by law.

No, I didn’t buy a gun, a hyperbaric chamber, or a chainsaw.

This warning was on my new pair of Heelys. Sneakers with wheels built in.

heelys

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 June 22
    Donia permalink

    At least your hospital has a nice view. I remember the picture from your last visit! PLEASE be careful!

  2. 2009 June 23
    Peter R. (tenor sax manque) permalink

    Please explain how Heelys work. If one runs and then sort of just lifts the front soles does one scoot at high speed, like down corridors at work? Is control easily achieved? If I see you on the street should I make sure that I maneuver so that something substantial (like a phone pole) is between us? It does sound like an interesting variation on sneakers. But be careful – wear knee and elbow pads.

  3. 2009 June 23
    Peter R. (tenor sax manque) permalink

    OK, so these things have been around forever – I googled them (Wikipedia). Should have done that first. Some nasty injuries referenced. Get the pads. We need your blog.

  4. 2009 June 23

    I love heelys! I threatened to get a pair when I worked at the Builders Merchant because I spend so much time walking from one end of the store to the other – now I work in an office it wouldn’t really benefit me lol.

    Don’t the paedeactric surgeons on Grey’s wear Heelys?

  5. 2009 June 23

    You are cool; no, super cool; no lets say Uber cool.
    I remember seeing someone scooting on these in the French underground and being amazed and incredulous as to how they were gliding along like that.

  6. 2009 June 23

    You’ll be happy to know that I survived my first 24 hours of Heelys. I have not broken my neck, nor have I rolled over the new kitten. I’ve not yet conquered them either, but hope springs eternal.

  7. 2009 June 24

    We demand video footage.

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