That is the Phrase That Pays in THIS house these days.
Himself returned from his latest business trip with his mother’s Sunbeam toaster, which although being top-of-the-line, had fallen into such a state of disrepair that it was no longer wanted.
Given a few tools, a little elbow grease and an entire loaf of bread (for testing purposes, of course), Himself can work magic.
Put a slice of bread in it, it automagically starts.
When it’s done, you have the perfect piece of toast.
And look at that shine!
….
Anyone want some toast?
How ’bout some toast?
Toast, anyone?
Toast?
Kellypuffs 
He forgot the google eyes! 😛
Solid chrome man. Is that a Grundig radio reflected in it? One that uses tubes? When you come over tomorrow remind me to give you a coffee can full of tubes.
NO I DO NOT WANT ANY TOAST THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Forgot the damn tubes!
“Cracking toast, Gromit!”
damnitalltohell, I forgot to buy more raw toast when I was at the grocery store this afternoon.
Yes please just put lots of butter and honey on, then write Luu, France on it (knife or finger I don’t care). I promise you the postman will love you.
Yes please. Tahini & honey for me. What a shine!!!